Curiosities

Beyond her world of costume and satire, Kittie is a woman of many talents and unusual history. From her Scottish upbringing, her penchant for ukuleles and Oscar Wilde, to her expetise in herpetology and ghost-hunting. Like an ‘artful dodger of taboo’ and is the archetypal spokesperson for the worlds of both avant-garde science and art.

Read here for some curious facts and figures about the lives and loves of the pint-sized protagonist:

• Kittie has received standing ovations for her burlesques.
• Kittie is arguably the longest performing British Burlesque artiste today.
• Kittie is the founder of the Ministry of Burlesque.
• Kittie was a keen snake breeder as a child.
• Kittie has appeared in over 70 publications worldwide.
• Kittie was a judge at the 2007 Miss Exotic World Pageant in Las Vegas.
• Kittie is an experienced ‘Paranormal Investigator’.
• Kittie has an Honours degree in Psychology and Post Grad in Parapsychology.
• After perfoming, Kittie has been known to receive marriage proposals.
• As a keen amateur Egyptologist, Kittie can read & write phonetic Hieroglyphs.
• Kittie has been guest ‘Editor At Large’ and feature writer for many magazines.
• Kittie created the full length burlesque show “Victorian Values”.
• Kittie’s figure, figures ultra close to the Golden Ratio. Her curves are all natural.
• Kittie was a professional child ballerina and model.
• Kittie has been an expert consultant for BBC, ITV, Channel 4, Sky and others.
• Kittie is a supporter and fundraiser for the Britannia Panopticon Trust.
• Kittie can dance en pointe.
• Kittie was an art-nude and alternative fashion model whilst at University.
• Kittie spent all night in the world’s oldest music hall waiting for ghosts.
• Kittie has been published as a model and writer on the subject of Vampirism.
• Although only 5’1”, Kittie has walked international catwalks for over 10 designers.
• There was no burlesque scene when Kittie started her burlesque career.
• Kittie is a trained scientist.
• Kittie creates and develops burlesques for others to perform.
• Certain research groups consider Kittie to be in possession of ‘unusual cognitive abilities’.